Showing posts with label Big Butts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Big Butts. Show all posts

Friday, May 4, 2012

My Butt is Too Big For Korea

Comparison Chart
The more research I do, the more I wonder...will I pass the Korean sales lady eye scan of shame? Meaning, am I entirely too big to shop in Korean stores? Don't get me wrong, I am not a large lady, but I am not small by anyone's standards, and especially not Korea. I had to do a bit of demystifying to find out about Korean clothing sizes. The standard size for women in Korea is a size "55" which would be the equivalent of  a U.S size 4-6.Anything over a "66" is rather hard to come by in "trendy stores." No problem, right? Wrong. The majority of women in the U.S fall somewhere around a size 10/12 and being from Wisconsin, that would be a very generous assumption. We have hips, we have butts...but most of all, we have thighs! Well, I know I do! I can wear anywhere between a 10-14 and sometimes 9 in stretchy pants, on a very good day, and I do mean VERY good day. The thighs always present themselves as a problem: fitting into rugby shorts, skirts and when I go jean shopping. Unfortunately I am a sucker for skinny(oh the irony) jeans and boots.
I would have to starve something stupid to fit in these...and I love cheese curds entirely too much




I love shoes that look like candy!
Shoes, it seems may be a bit easier to come by, assuming again that you wear something smaller than a size 9. Fortunately, there are plenty of custom order shoe stores and if you're willing to shell out a little bit of extra money you can find some really funky stuff!

Lastly, BRAS! Don't even get me started on bras. A word to the wise...if you are a "bustier" woman, stock up before you arrive, unless you want to fork over a fortune paying for imported, overpriced lingerie. So C-Cup or above... Stock up!

My ESL teacher told me she was going to give me the most important advice I would ever hear. And that is.. "If you can't find it anywhere else, Go to Itaewon, they like big butts"