"Yes, Heroin and Marijuana are the same thing. One is longer name because there is more."
"You are an addict. Your coffee costs 3500 won and my cigarettes 2500 won, yours cost more so it is worse."
"Maybe you go sleep today, if useless"
"Your face is very young. One day you be old like me and then people not so nice to you"
"You could teach this better..maybe. Or maybe not? Maybe I teach it."
"How are they supposed to know this?"
Me: I just taught them
"Oh, okay I'll translate" (to class in English) "she just taught you this. Okay."
"Oh, I would have come to class,but I was busy."
Me: Really? I saw you smoking?
"That was not me."
Me: You waved at me!
"You keep eating chicken and you will be a fatty. Maybe you bring salad to lunch next time. Or persimmons, very good for you"
(Flowers arrive for me)
"Oh, who is this from? Boyfriend? Is he Korean?"
Me: Oh, no not my boyfriend just a friend, but he is Korean, yes.
"You be careful, Korean boys are after American ding ding!"
"Your eyes are very red. You spread contagion to us all. Maybe sit with that boy, he is very sick all of the time. He is also slow and sometimes stupid."
(at lunch) "Don't be afraid to go up and get seconds, you look like you like seconds. And grab me another soup"
(at the student talent show) "Do you like their music? These are the special kids. They are all crazy in the head. Except that one. He is very round and strange."
"These kids, do they give you trouble? Their mothers are prostitutes. They come from slum."
Me: I live in the same building as them.
"Oh, I'm sorry about the slum"
