Is it a log? Is it a rock? No it's my co-teacher!

Warning: Ranty, bitter GIFS about my "co-teacher" who isn't too keen on actually having to do any work. I have nicknamed her Teacher X. After about 9 weeks of laziness, I need a bit of a vent session....in GIF form of course.

Every class with Teacher X

The look I give Teacher X when the students are confused and she makes no attempt to be helpful

When Teacher X asked if she could leave early after showing up 15 minutes late

When my Teacher X starts giving me excuses for why she doesn't help

Teacher X every time I ask her to participate in class

When I can just tell from the look on the other teachers faces that they need to rant about "teacher x"

Teacher X when I ask her any question

My main co-teacher and I celebrating every time Teacher X gets scolded for not working

Shit My Co-Teacher Says: Part 2

Co-Teacher: Are you cold
Me: I'm freezing
Co-Teacher:(Turns on the air conditioning) Yeah, I think you look cold.

Out at a staff dinner
Co-Teacher: You can order anything you'd like
Me: Oh, great thanks.
Co-Teacher: Except that, that's what I'm getting, you would not like it.
Me: Why?
Co-Teacher: It's classy.

Me: Hey, do we have any paper for the printer?
Co-Teacher: What you think paper grows on trees?
Me: Yes, yes I do.
Co-Teacher: No, it doesn't. So expensive, go steal some from the staff room.

Me: Have you ever been to Bangkok? I'm planning my vacation.
Co-teacher: Oh, yes. I loved it. When are you going?
Me: February, and to Laos and Vietnam as well.
Co-teacher: You be careful for lady boys, sometimes you dress like man, you might get a surprise.

Co-Teacher: (says something to the students in Korean and they begin to clap and say my name)
Me: What did you tell them?
Co-Teacher: I said if they listen you will give them candy
Me: but I don't have any candy
Co-Teacher (turns to students) You have been bad, she will not give it to you. She ate it.

Co-Teacher: You like Korean men?
Me: Yeah.
Co-Teacher: You like other men?
Me: I  don't really have a type, I like all kinds of men.
Co-Teacher: Careful, you will be a busy, popular woman if you like too many at once (winks at me)

Me: Would it be alright if I came in late on monday, I have a doctors appointment.
Co-Teacher: Are you seeing lady doctor?
Me: Ummm, I'm not sure if it's a man or a woman
Co-Teacher:  you are with child?
Me: No! What?
Co-Teacher: You are seeing a doctor for "the lady problem"
Me: No, I meant I don't know if the doctor is male or female. What's "the lady problem?"
Co-Teacher:  You know (wink)
Me: No, I don't.
Co-Teacher: (laughing) oh you know
Me: No, I really don't. what is it?
Co-Teacher: I dont know. Ask the lady doctor (walks away).

Co-Teacher: I won't be here on that day. Ms. Moon is getting married.
Me: Oh wow, I didn't know she was engaged.
Co-Teacher: Yes, it was a surprise. If she can get married, maybe someone will marry you some day.

Co-Teacher: Maybe I will take the class today and teach them myself, you can stay here and watch naked music video. (Rhianna)
Me: Sorry, what?
Co-Teacher: You know, the American videos. Always naked.
Me: I'm working on winter camp lesson plans, so you are welcome to take the class.
Co-Teacher: Yes, so you can watch the video alone.