Showing posts with label EPIK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EPIK. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Desk Warming Playlist

Recently I was asked "What do you listen to while you're desk warming and how do you stay productive." Here is my go to desk warming playlist !

1. Young Kato- Drink, Dance, Play

2. Arctic Monkeys- Knee Socks (although this should say WHOLE ALBUM)

3. J-Boog- Love Me

4. Stan Walker- Unchained Melody

5.Biffy Clyro-Machines

6. La la la by Naughby Boy ft Sam Smith

7. Amy Winehouse- Back to Black

8. True Love- Toots & Maytals

9. Bob Marley- No Woman, No Cry

10. Frank Ocean- Bad Religion

11. Selah Sue-Raggamuffin



12. Wile Belle- Keep You



Wednesday, August 28, 2013

15 Signs You Have Been in Korea for One Year


Perhaps the strangest part of living abroad, especially in a non-English speaking country, is that life goes on without you elsewhere. As it is the age of technology it is easy to keep in touch, but I never really feel fully connected to anything that goes on outside of Korea. I am learning to write, read, speak and on occasion think in a different language. I guess you could say I am adjusting to life in Korea. After one year here, I have a few observations.

1) Even after a significant amount of time (1 year in my case) you still look around and say "Holy Shit, I live in Korea"

2) Although the Korean School logic still annoys the mess out of you, you have learned to say..."well, that's Korea for you."

3) You no longer get irrationally angry at the thought of people who seriously believe that fan death is a "thing."

4) You find yourself bowing at random and sometimes inappropriate times, occasionally at strangers.

5) You can hear your English getting worse, or rather becoming a beautiful blend of what we like to call "Konglish."

6) You are no longer surprised when mayonnaise drenched corn shows up with a meal or tomatoes appear in fruit salad.

7) You can be hyper critical of Korea, until you meet a foreign teacher from another part of Asia, trashing your stomping grounds. You quickly turn into a walking advert for Visit Korea.

8) You have frequently declared your love for a random Korean food, which you eat like it is going out of style for a few months at a time. At the moment, mine is Gamjatang 감자탕

9) You no longer stress about the thoroughness, accuracy of your lesson plans. In fact, you can create them in a short amount of time and still manage to watch the new episode of pretty little liars, debate about whether you should work out and  kakao flirt with your latest rando.

10) You can either speak taxi/food or you have decided to finally make a conscious effort to learn some Korean. Cause let's be honest, how cool will it be to flirt with that one super hot Korean American bartender from back home, when you finally go?

11) You have gotten pretty good at saying your goodbyes, considering someone is constantly leaving with a new waygookin in their place.

12) When anyone expresses any type of adversity or issue they are having, you automatically respond with "fighting"

13) You add uh and ee to the end of words like Lunch-ee, Finish-ee and Nice-Uh!

14) You still cringe a bit when your students say "nice to meet you," after a year of teaching them

15) You feel inclined to give the newbies advice, based solely on the fact that you did everything wrong and were a total shit show your first year, so that clearly makes you an expert. A few photos like this, may have even surfaced....




Thursday, August 22, 2013

1 Year in Korea: 8 Reasons I Love My Job


August 20th marked one year in Korea for me. That is 365 days of looking around and saying " shit I can't believe I live in Korea." 365 days of asking myself why my Korean isn't better. 365 of K-Pop which is enough to drive anyone mental. It is also 365 days of thinking I made the right decision coming here even if it has it's ups and downs. It is 365 days of not doubting my career choices or my future as an educator and 365 days of knowing pretty amazing expats who have made this experience so memorable. I really wonder what this next 365 days will have in store. I decided to make a list of reasons I love my job!!

1) My kids call me Maggie Moo and we have a pretty awesome relationship. Despite their occasional craziness, I really do love my job and consider myself to be incredibly lucky!

2) I have my own classroom and blast Reggae at all times of the day without interference
   
My latest obsession...
     

3) The staff are pretty awesome.The teacher's bring me random Korean gifts, are super inclusive and really help me with my language skills.

4) I am constantly amazed by the students I work with and the profound things they have to say and do. It's easy to forget that your students are people with opinions and feeling,s when you spend so much time teaching and disciplining them on occasion. They remind me of how complex/confused/angsty I was when I was their age!

sometimes they also remind me that they are still immature kids...tried really hard not to laugh at this one


5)My rent is paid for me monthly. It takes a lot of stress out of "being an adult" for the first time, when you only have to worry about gas/maintenance fees. This means there is a ton of potential to save money in Korea, I on the other hand, like to spend it quickly booking trips to as many places as possible!

6) My school lunches are F&%*@#* awesome...even if eating Kimchi Spaghetti with chopsticks is SUPER difficult!
Kimchi Spaghetti, Bulgogi Burger, Dill Pickes, Sweet Apple & Yogurt, Kimchi and Rice Soup

7) My school encourages me to teach my students about myself, my culture and my hobbies. For as much as people say Korea isn't very open minded, my school is rather progressive. They asked me to explain the cultural significance of  my tattoos to my kids, as well as discussing my back ground growing up biracial and sharing my love of sports.

8) Vacation time. When I first heard that I only had 21 days of vacation I kept thinking, what, that's all? But I soon realized when it was combined with national holidays I really had a ton more vacation time than I thought. I played my cards right and basically had all of February off and still had 7 days left over. During my first contract I managed to travel to: The Philippines, Macau, Hong Kong (3 times),Thailand, Laos, Vietnam and numerous places around Korea.

Even when I'm having a horrible day, I take all of these things into account and I realize just how blessed I am!

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Surviving Open Class





Today I had the dreaded "Open Class." What is that you ask? An open class, in my case, is used for renewal purposes (with Epik) where principals, vice principals, other teachers, district superintendents and any other person who could possibly intimidate you, are given the opportunity to sit in on your class.  In order to be renewed for a second year, I must pass an open class and interview with my vice principal and principal. For the record, it is graded and the passing mark is 80%.
My day started off horribly. I burned my breakfast, rolled my ankle on the way out the door and didn't realize until I tried to read a subway sign, that I had forgotten to put in my contacts. Already a recipe for success. I got to school, cleaned up the room, hyperventilated for a bit and then put on some reggae. Reggae always makes me feel better.
When it came time for my open lesson all of the kids were sweaty and full of way too much energy returning from gym, the room was about 90 degrees and I was working with my loudest, craziest group of kids. Ironically, they are also one my favorites. The lesson was on world food and consisted of me putting up flags just to have them loudly shout the country names back at me. Surprisingly, they were 10 for 10 and repeated each food name, excellently. So far ,so good. When we got to partner speech and group work I knew I'd be in for some trouble. A lot of the lesson consisted of getting them back on task, directing them towards using English and classroom management. Realistically, this is how I spend much of my time with my first years. I love their energy and when I find myself getting frustrated, I remind myself that I am lucky to have students so eager to participate in the first place.
I stopped paying attention to the adults in the room, who were there to observe me and had an excellent time with my kids. We completed the top chef challenge and they came up with some great foods. These included "cheese and onion sushi," from Japan "kimchi  ice cream" from South Korea, "7 meat curry" from India, "Spaghetti many fish soup" from Italy, " and "cheese grilled octopus " from Brazil




Obviously each teacher will encounter different criteria for their open class, but if you have a listening/speech focused English class, as I do, these tips may help you. These may seem very basic, but it is easy to lose your cool and forget the basics when you're being observed.

Open Class Do's & Don'ts


1.Dont panic! You want your class to go as smoothly as possible, but you also want to remember this lesson isn't a throwaway. Regardless of who's watching, you still want the kids to learn.

2. Do make sure your classroom is clean. If the room is clean and presentable it is just one less thing to stress about when you're teaching. It sounds basic, but a clean room, with lots of light really helps.

3. Do discipline kids in the same manner you would if no one were watching. Hopefully, your kids wont act up, but if they do, treat the discipline the way you would in any other class. It isn't a sign that you can't manage your class, but rather a part of teaching. Everyone knows each lesson comes with some management.

4. Do encourage kids to speak. Sometimes kids will be silent if they know there is someone observing the class. Let's face it, an open class without participation is a bit of a nightmare. I strive to make all of my lessons interesting but I made this lesson particularly interesting/interactive. This way my students would be compelled to speak, even if the principal/vice principal is in the room.

5. Don't focus on the people observing your class. They are there to watch you teach the kids, if you are focusing on them instead of the kids you will lose your connection with the class. This is typically when behavioral issues arise.

6. Do consider a lesson that highlights speaking and listening. I know this isn't always possible as some lessons are review, but you want to feel comfortable and confident with the lesson you display. If you can highlight different aspects of your teaching and show versatility, it will help you to feel more accomplished.

7. Don't talk too fast. Sometimes when I'm nervous, I have a tendency to speed up my rate of speech. When this happens I find my students more confused and it messes up the amount of lesson time I have.

8. Do something that calms your nerves before class. For me, that is listening to reggae. All morning I played Bob Marley, UB 40, and Inner Circle. It put me in an excellent mood and helped me relax and focus.

9. Do remember the reasons you teach. I teach because I love teaching and I wouldn't want to have any other job in the world. If you love what you do, it comes across in your passion and your lessons. People who love what they do, need not worry, as they will always be doing the best that they can.

10. Have fun! If you're being graded and you're getting paid to do it, why not make the best out of the situation. Don't be afraid to joke, talk with your kids the same way you would if no one was observing. It shows the relationship you have with them and you will have a great time, feeling more at ease.

Next up....Renewal Interview!


Wednesday, February 6, 2013

How to Guarantee That You'll Have A Horrible Experience Teaching in Korea



Recently I have come across so many people with extraordinary opportunities to work in South Korea, who seem to think that they are "less fortunate"or owed something more than the rest of us.  Occasionally, you will meet a teacher who really has been dealt the shit end of the stick, but more often than not they are just folks who weren't prepared to be teachers in the first place and were expecting to breeze through without doing work. These teachers don't appreciate the struggles of teachers who are actually dealing with corrupt Hagwons, poor or late pay and little to no holidays. The public school experience is actually a very nice set up. Korea can be an absolutely trying and crazy experience, but you really have to make an effort to be totally miserable here! Want to guarantee that you too will become one of those Soul sucking dementor teachers? Follow these steps:

1. Maintain a generally negative attitude about your new country and your surroundings, as well as constantly comparing it to your home country.

2. Hang out with other negative teachers, or even date/marry them for the full pleasurable effect.

3. Never partake in any Korean activities or attempt to learn anything about the culture.

4. Don't make strides towards learning even the most basic Korean phrases, that will help you get by and be accepted as a polite, respectful, member of society.

5. Complain on the largest media platform you can find, in hopes of meeting other soul suckers such as yourself. Chances are you will just alienate your support system (the other native teachers). Of course, a little complaining is necessary from time to time and we all do it, but when it consumes all of your conversations it becomes really tiring, really fast!

6. Don't reach out to the other network of teachers, who are more likely than not, dealing with similar situations in a more mature and positive manner. If you did reach out, they might be able to offer you creative solutions or at the very least, some positive feedback and reinforcement.

7. Don't make your apartment feel like home. That would allow you to get too comfortable or take ownership over your habitat. Instead, you can continue to feel as if you are renting a space in a country you are not too fond of.

8. Do make random, sporadic attacks on people who are enjoying their time in Korea. Insist that they cannot possibly be having fun because you are not, or that they somehow have been "dealt a lucky hand." This will make you the life of the party!

9. Treat your time in Korea as if it is just a gap year or another drunken study abroad session. After all, how much work do you really need to put into teaching?

10. Blame it all on luck and never take your work ethic or attitude into consideration. Sometimes we need to assume personal responsibility, re-evaluate and approach a situation in a different way. As a teacher, this is invaluable!


Did you take note? Great! You are on your way to being the worst kind of person to spend time abroad! Alright, if you didn't pick up on my obvious sarcasm, then you may have just gathered that I  have been put off a bit by some of the negativity in the teaching community. Particularly when I have met such fantastic, positive people, sharing such a wonderful experience! Ups and Downs and all! I have had my share of troubles, but I have learned to face them with positivity and a wicked sense of humor. Sometimes that's all you can do.


Have you made attempts to improve your situation here? No? Well here is my sympathy face...


Want to make the most of your year teaching abroad? Check out these helpful tips for staying sane in Korea!

Monday, February 4, 2013

Top 10 Ways to Spend Deskwarming


How you feel the first two hours of deskwarming...
Okay, so many people do not enjoy deskwarming, I on the other hand, see it as getting paid for doing the things I would be doing if I were in the privacy of my own home. I haven't had to teach a formal class since the end of December.  I made it through a less than grueling winter camp an re-emerged just in time for graduation and my vacation to Southeast Asia. This week (the final week of school) I was asked to teach "fun classes" which included playing "would you rather" with students and watching Queen B perform at the superbowl. Since I have no 3rd or 2nd year classes this week, I literally am teaching 3 classes.

Enter deskwarming. Here is how I spend my time:
1. Facebook creeping on people I have little to no contact with in the real world
2. Writing angsty essays and submitting them to sketchy writing contests.
3. Catching up on "Girls" and "American Horror Story"
4.Planning the MESS out of my vacation, basically to the point where I will change all of my plans when I arrive.
5. Selling random things that I no longer need and non-existent items on craiglist.
6.Studying my Korean, which I only remember for about a day or two at a time.
7.Creating sassy Beyonce superbowl memes
8.Googling plane tickets for upcoming rugby events and live streaming the 6 Nations.
9. Adding items to my cart on I-herb/G-Market numerous times and then feeling guilty and cancelling my  order.
10.Dreaming about/skyscanning possible weekend trips outside of Seoul.

After week two of deskwarming...
What about you? What do you do with your desk warming time?

                                       Elle Varner is a great soundtrack to my boredom!

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

How Korea Has Changed Me

1. I am always bowing- When you greet someone or meet someone for the first time, you bow and say hello. In school I am constantly bowing, the deeper the bow the greater the respect. In fact, last week I got nervous when I saw the principal, went to bow and smashed my head on the wall. I will probably bow a bit even when I'm not in Korea, just as a habit now. My students are bowing machines, if they see me at school or on the street they stop whatever they are doing, respectfully bow and go on their merry way. It took some getting used to, but now it's normal for me.

2. I accept things from my co-teachers with two hands. Out of habit, if someone hands me a paper I will extend one hand to take it. Not in Korea, I put both hands on the document/gift/payslip and bow my head. I have found myself grabbing samples in the grocery store with two hands, it looks silly, but its a bit programed in me now.

3.I brush my teeth at random intervals of the day, this may have something to do with the amount of spicy, pungent Kimchi I consume. I still haven't been able to bring myself to floss in public, like many Koreans, but I join my fellow teachers and my students, right after lunch for a personal grooming session.

4. I stand up for myself much more that I used to. I was never a push over, but Korea has taught me to pick and choose my battles and to develop a backbone when I need to. I even confront  Ahjussi's who violently shove me on the subway! I can take a little pushing, but occasionally someone steps out of line and I have to put them back in check. My students taught me how to say "do you want to die" when someone is behaving horribly and so far it has served me nicely.

5. I get shit done! I did a lot of winging and complaining before (which I still do) when something goes wrong. But in Korea, I have to be prepared for anything to happen and when it does I put on my big girl pants and fix it. I feel I was very dependent before on my parents or the people I was living with in Scotland, but now that I live alone, I really had to grow up! For example- my shower pipe tubing burst in my bathroom the other day ( I admit I cried a little bit) but in the end, I found some silicone sealant and fixed it on my own. It may not seem like a big deal, but for me it was a bit of a symbol that I can take care of myself and problems when they arise.

6. I throw up the peace sign like it's my job. At home we had a joke about asian tourists and their love for the peace sign, but I never knew how true it was until I started living in Korea. 90% of my photos feature the peace sign. I have no shame.

7. I enjoy spending time alone. I always used to feel bored when I was by myself. Korea is my first time truly living on my own without family or a flatmate/roomate. It is scary sometimes when I hear strange noises and I can't just run into Felicia's room for a complaining session, but I am starting to really value the peace that comes from solitude. I am getting to know myself, on my own terms, and I think that's really important!

8. I accept challenges. Anyone who knows me, knows there isn't much that I am afraid of, but Korea is a whole new territory for me. I am constantly being exposed to opinions I will NEVER agree with, foods I am terrified of and traditions I just don't understand. When traveling, a person will encounter a certain amount of adversity as is, but living here has been a wonderful challenge. I have become more patient, accepting and understanding of things that I don't comprehend or always agree with and it has really made me a better person.

9.No drama (well almost). I used to be eager to help people solve their issues or to comment on situations that were none of my business. I never had the intention of creating issues, but sometimes that backfired. The ESL teaching community here is much smaller than you would know. I have taken a step back and realized that I don't always need to have an opinion. There are times to pick and choose your battles and more often than not, I don't get involved. This has made me happier, healthier and just overall contributed to my positive experience here in Korea.

10. I have learned to love myself. Being in Korea, I stand out on a daily basis. Not just because I am not Korean, but because I am not a typical ideal of beauty here. I am bigger, I have muscles, thighs and a  butt. I see constant comparisons to K-Pop stars and my student's ideals of thin beauty. I expected this to negatively affect the way I see myself, but instead I am taking comfort in the fact that I am different. This is the most confident I have ever felt in my entire life and my sense of harmony shows on the outside. I smile more,  glow and I genuinely feel good about who I am for the first time in a very long time.


Friday, December 28, 2012

Shit My Co-Teacher Says: Part 2


Co-Teacher: Are you cold
Me: I'm freezing
Co-Teacher:(Turns on the air conditioning) Yeah, I think you look cold.

Out at a staff dinner
Co-Teacher: You can order anything you'd like
Me: Oh, great thanks.
Co-Teacher: Except that, that's what I'm getting, you would not like it.
Me: Why?
Co-Teacher: It's classy.

Me: Hey, do we have any paper for the printer?
Co-Teacher: What you think paper grows on trees?
Me: Yes, yes I do.
Co-Teacher: No, it doesn't. So expensive, go steal some from the staff room.

Me: Have you ever been to Bangkok? I'm planning my vacation.
Co-teacher: Oh, yes. I loved it. When are you going?
Me: February, and to Laos and Vietnam as well.
Co-teacher: You be careful for lady boys, sometimes you dress like man, you might get a surprise.

Co-Teacher: (says something to the students in Korean and they begin to clap and say my name)
Me: What did you tell them?
Co-Teacher: I said if they listen you will give them candy
Me: but I don't have any candy
Co-Teacher (turns to students) You have been bad, she will not give it to you. She ate it.

Co-Teacher: You like Korean men?
Me: Yeah.
Co-Teacher: You like other men?
Me: I  don't really have a type, I like all kinds of men.
Co-Teacher: Careful, you will be a busy, popular woman if you like too many at once (winks at me)

Me: Would it be alright if I came in late on monday, I have a doctors appointment.
Co-Teacher: Are you seeing lady doctor?
Me: Ummm, I'm not sure if it's a man or a woman
Co-Teacher:  you are with child?
Me: No! What?
Co-Teacher: You are seeing a doctor for "the lady problem"
Me: No, I meant I don't know if the doctor is male or female. What's "the lady problem?"
Co-Teacher:  You know (wink)
Me: No, I don't.
Co-Teacher: (laughing) oh you know
Me: No, I really don't. what is it?
Co-Teacher: I dont know. Ask the lady doctor (walks away).

Co-Teacher: I won't be here on that day. Ms. Moon is getting married.
Me: Oh wow, I didn't know she was engaged.
Co-Teacher: Yes, it was a surprise. If she can get married, maybe someone will marry you some day.

Co-Teacher: Maybe I will take the class today and teach them myself, you can stay here and watch naked music video. (Rhianna)
Me: Sorry, what?
Co-Teacher: You know, the American videos. Always naked.
Me: I'm working on winter camp lesson plans, so you are welcome to take the class.
Co-Teacher: Yes, so you can watch the video alone.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Who's Having The Best Week Ever? Korea Edition



This week I have speaking tests for 200-250 kids, so I don't have much time to write a thorough, well thought out entry, but let's be honest...how often do I do that? So what shall I do? List time.

1. I have no 3rd grade classes this week and instead of planning my next weeks lessons, I am planning my trip to Laos, Thailand and Vietnam in February!

2. I have finally befriended my worst students and they are now coming into my classes for an  awkward language exchange, which includes: You speak Korean? Nope. You speak English? Nope. Okay, cool. Rugby ball throw?Yep.

3. After deciding to add a tattoo right before coming to Korea, I accidentally exposed it during a class. Instead of freaking out, my teacher asked me to show it to the class and explain it's cultural signifigance. Thank God it had cultural signifigance. I am now allowed to wear shirts that show it off.

4. The first snow of the year has arrived in Seoul and I feel like a little kid again! Yesterday I had an Epic snowball fight with my students. I had forgotten how good it felt to get outside and just run around in the snow. Made me a bit homesick, but also gave me something to remember home.

5. I no longer find using Korean toilets a daunting task! See ya later, Western toilet. Korean toilets are just so nice and comfy...well...sort of.

6. Wine finds! I finally found my favorite brand of White Zinfindal in Korea! (Yes, this means my detox has come to a premature end). I now know where to acquire good cheese and wine. Maggie-1, Korea-0


7. My co-teacher and I had a breakthrough which consisted of this:
Me: Why do you say this stuff to me?
Co-Teacher: Because you are only one with sense of humor in this school.
Me: So this is your way of being nice?
Co-Teacher: Now you see why I have no husband...

8. I am currently correcting an English paper for one of the teachers here and he is rewarding me daily, with odd presents. The list to date is as follows: a warm sweet potato, a mildly moldy persimmon, a piece of paper with a smiley face, super cocoa milk,cough medicine and a mini stapler.

9. My apartment appears to be cockroach free! After laying down that Boric acid, I have not seen a single one. I had a dream last night that they were congregating, multiplying and plotting to come back in full force, but so far, so good!

10. My door man has stopped looking at me like the whore of Babylon, when I return after a night of clubbing, in fact, last week he rushed to open the door for me and said "You party, Migook, you party"

11. and the best....I have now started keeping a photo journal of children being punished throughout the school. It is hysterical watching kids juggling vacuums, holding their arms out, carrying objects on their heads and being forced to kneel like this gentleman for 45 minutes...

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Medical Exam


So, I had my medical exam today after a night of fasting (which may not seem like much to most people but do you have any idea how much I eat?). I arrived bright and early with the rest of the Epik cattle in the lobby. We had our medical forms and paid 50000 won (roughly $44) for the medical test. First I went in a room for a hearing check. I suppose I expected to hear some type of loud beep, but after about 3 seconds of buzzing and the Korean doctor asking if I heard anything, I gathered that it might be the buzz I was looking for.

Next we trekked through the rain to main Epik building for our urine sample. Now, this is maybe the funniest thing I have ever seen and a great indication/cultural experience on why Koreans are so much more open about bodily functions than many Western cultures. We were given a paper cup and a small vial with our name on it. We lined up outside the bathrooms (of course the girls line was longer) and one by one applicants nervously came out pee samples in hand (the more modest folks attempting to cover their samples so no one could see the color). This is just as well as I was certainly staring to see how many people were properly hydrated! Haha! The samples were then placed in little grated boxes in front of the most lovely, posh Korean women I've ever seen. She would simply smile and refuse to extend her hand as nervous applicants fumbled with their vials or attempted to hand them to her.

We moved on to the "height and weight room of doom." I stepped on the scale and the woman seemed confused, she asked me to get off the scale and on again. She was convinced the machine was off. She was in disbelief about my weight and she said I didn't seem "dense" enough to weigh so much. She turned red, smiled and sent me on to the eye test and medical "your fat" consultation. I was really glad to see that I wasn't the only one struggling with the eye exam and I am convinced Koreans must have far superior eye sight to mine as the numbers  on the screen appeared to be the size of a crumb. I spent most of the time rubbing my eyes and apologetically bowing for all of my "umms" and "I have no idea what that says."

In the "your fat" room, I was pleasantly surprised to have proper banter with a very nice doctor. I had been warned prior to the room, that because of the language barrier and the general differences in BMI, many foreigners were told they were obese or needed to diet. I shuffled back and fourth a bit as I was called forward "Anyong-haseyo" I managed to awkwardly stammer out before sitting down. The doctor clapped his hands, bowed his head and large smile spread across his face "you are very polite" he said. We then went through the standards: Do you have a history of this disease? Do you smoke? Do you drink? Do you exercise? "I see you play rugby" he says, very good sport, very very good he says patting his stomach and laughing. I could see a few of the applicants trying to hear what we were on about. He asked about medications, smiled and sent me on to blood pressure.

Blood pressure was the area I was nervous about, especially in front of doctors. My blood pressure just seems to spike up when I have any sort of important exam. The nurse fitted the cuff and began pumping, "excellent" she said and I felt myself breathe for the first time since I had sat down with her. She wrote down "100/80." I scooted over to the blood booth and was handed two vials. I sat down and made a fist as the nurse tapped around my vein like she was digging for gold. I could tell the second she put the needle in that nothing was going to come out. Instead of taking the needle out and reinserting, she decided to slide the needle around in a circular fashion, reminiscent to the way little kids stir cookie dough for their parents. "Would you like the other arm?" I asked. I immediately regretted the question. She cleaned my arm, shoved a piece of cotton in the crevice and began in on my left arm, this time the blood came quickly and she patted my arm, pleased with it's ability to cooperate on the second go. I walked across the lobby like "I dream of genie" arms crossed with two cotton balls shoved into the crevices, to my final test "TB."

The TB test was taken outside in a van that resembled an old midwestern ice cream truck. As I headed for the door I was stopped by coordinators "Are you wearing underwear?" "Do you have metal in your bra," "Are you wearing a bra?" flustered I yelled "I have a sports bra that I wear for rugby, it's pink" this seemed a sufficient answer and they sent me out to the van. Apparently metal interferes with the TB chest scans. Inside the truck was a row of girls, some T-shirt clad, but many in hospital gowns stuffing their faces with muffins and capri sun, so happy to finally eat after the fasting. When it was my turn I entered the tiny room and stood in between  two white plates, shortly after I heard the technician sigh, enter the room and press my body against the first plate, pulling my hands behind my back in a police fashion. He counted to 3 and the coordinator said "hold your breath." They were so consumed with the photo they forgot to tell me to breathe again. I appeared to the only person whose photo was fussed over. I panicked, could I have TB? How would I not know? Isn't that a disease for Victorian era children who own special gardens and wheel each about in make shift chairs?  I later realized it was because I had left a piece of jewelry on. With the exam over I grabbed 3 capri sun, two muffins and hopped out of the van for some major nappage.

Here's fingers crossed to a normal medical exam!

Monday, July 2, 2012

So You Want to Be Epik?


I realized I never posted a list of requirements for the English Program in Korea. Whoops, my bad! For those who are interested:

Applicants must meet the following basic requirements to be eligible for the EPIK Program:
  1. Be a citizen of one of the 7 designated English speaking countries: Australia, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, the United Kingdom, South Africa or the United States of America
  2. Have lived in one of the 6 designated English speaking countries for at least 10 years
  3. Have studied in one of the six designated English speaking countries from the junior high school level (7th grade)
  4. Hold at least a Bachelor's degree. One recruiting company, Korvia explains the details here.
  5. Be mentally and physically healthy
  6. Possess a good command of the English language
  7. Have a clean criminal record
  8. Have desire and ability to adapt to living in Korea
  9. Can you commit to one full year in Korea?
* Male citizens of the Republic of Korea under the age of 35 must have completed mandatory service in the Korean military or have received a waiver.

*This list should also include a TEFL certificate or other TESOL/CELTA certification. You don't need to have this before you apply, but you must complete it before you leave.

There are two intakes for Korea one in Fall and one in Spring, but it's never to early to begin getting your documents together and seriously considering why you want to go. For more information check out the Official Epik Site.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Korean Classes

A silly cartoon I found! I think the best part will be when I can actually pronounce things the way they should sound! :)

So in preparation for my big move to Korea, I thought it would be a good idea to take some Korean lessons. I signed up for an outreach program through the University, determined to learn something before I arrived. Despite how much I love traveling and being immersed in new cultures, I have never been great with languages. My French teacher said I sounded like I was speaking Italian, my German teacher constantly shook his head and frowned when it was my turn to read aloud in class and my Spanish teacher always gave me a very blank stare, patted my head and smiled, saying "maybe Spanish is not for you." So my experience with Korean clearly has to be much better!

Progress Report: Every time I speak, my lovely teacher smiles and says "Oh, we have long way to go with you." She has also just sent me an email addressed to: "Silly Pretty Girl."  Hmmm, that's not a bad start...right? I'll keep you updated!

Thursday, May 10, 2012

From Madison to Seoul: A Fed-Ex Love Story


Woo Hoo! Woke up to a message from my awesome coordinator, saying my documents arrived and were in perfect order! Haha, that must mean the new photos I included of my ugly mug weren't too bad. Some of the stress is off, but now I have to send my passport to be renewed, as I don't have many pages left..due to my ridiculous undergrad study abroad shenanigans- booking flights to countries that cost less than 10 pounds on RyanAir. If I send it off by the 15th, I should have it back by June 26th (in theory). Which should leave me enough time to get crackin' on the South Korean Visa process in Chicago. Might even make it a day long event...get a greyhound down to Chicago, get myself some Churches Chicken and chase the pigeons in the park. The only thing I hate more than Pigeons....is sending my passport off, I get so nervous that I won't get it back or that it will randomly disappear! So here goes nothing. Fingers crossed. I can smell the Kimchi already!

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Oh Snap, Son: Mailing My Documents!


Woo hoo! After an extremely ridiculous day that started with me leaving some of my docs at home, the woman at USPS telling me I had purchased the wrong envelope and not being able to fit my documents inside, I headed to fed ex. It took everything in me to restrain myself from going Bon Qui Qui on this lady, but I did! $38 down the drain on USPS I hoped for greater success with fed ex. As I put everything in the package my hands were shaking, it was pretty embarrassing. I just kept thinking, these are all the documents I have been working on and collecting for months! What if somethings wrong? What if I forgot something? I checked and double checked...I think I even smudged my application photos a bit! Yikes! It felt amazing to finally mail everything off and know that it's out of my hands...my stomach is still turning a bit and my head is kind of reeling, but I'm really hoping for a placement in an awesome location and a smooth process from here on out! So now I wait for my official contract and start my visa process! Sorry for all the exclamation points, but it seems pretty necessary at this point. I decided to try to work out the total cost:

2 sets of American transcripts $10.00
2 sets of UK transcripts seal   $15.00
Bachelors Degree/Apostille-In house (Ohio)    $75.00
Masters Degree/Apostille and expedited from the UK $120
FBI Check 18.00
FBI Check Rush Apostilled $43.00
Postage wasted on USPS $38.00
Mailing to Korea $93.00

For a whopping total of: $412.00

This is by no means indicative of what everyone pays, in fact many people get away paying far less. I had a few crazy circumstances. For Example: getting my degree out of state and having to pay for in house apostilling, getting a masters out of country and paying for expedited shipping and rushing my already late FBI check! I have to say a big thanks to my mom for helping me with some of the cost, but man this process got pricey! Thank God this part is over!

And this is how I feel about having my documents turned in! :)

And for those of you who didn't get the Bon Qui Qui reference, you don't know what you're missing! Check it out!


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Sending EPIK Your Documents

Sorry the sound is a bit off...such is life! :)
A few things I should have noted in the video:
-Make sure you have 2 sets of Transcripts for each degree
-Make sure your application includes a passport quality photo
-Don't be afraid to attach additional resources onto the lesson plan in your application, to demonstrate your teaching style
-Make an extra copy of every document you have, just for your own personal use

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

EPIK Interview!!


Yes! I landed an interview with EPIK. I woke up this morning to an email that said I had been passed on to the next round.

Two hours later I received another message confirming my interview time and date as April 18th, 10:10 A.M KST or Tuesday April 17th 8:10 CST.

I found the Time Zone Converter really helpful in scheduling interviews!!
Ahh, so nervous, time to do some prep work!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Korea: And So it begins

So this is it! After months of trying to decide which country I would go to (New Zealand and Fiji, being my top two choices) I stumbled upon Korea. I had researched and applied to a few positions in Japan and was offered one, just outside of Tokyo (which I turned down). After chatting with teachers abroad, researching the perks and reading up on the history...I think I am in love with the Land of the Morning Calm. Here are a few reasons:
1) Kimchi
Delicious, spicy cabbage!! Can't get enough!

















 
2) K-Pop

Korean pop is definitely a guilty please and the wonder girls are fab! Thanks TJ!















3)Hiking
With trails like this who wouldn't get into hiking?




















4)Korean Men
Really? Need I say more!?














5) ESL Jobs
The ESL job market in Korea is fantastic and offers great perks!


6)Traditions
Tol (1st birthday) is the cutest tradition ever!
















7) Technology
Creators of Samsung and LG. So much innovative technology.













8)Seoul
Will I be a Seoul sister in Korea?





















9)JeJu Island
Korea's tropical Paradise